I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
She even gives head with a lisp.
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About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
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what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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