Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
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One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
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it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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