No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
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Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
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Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
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