i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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