dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
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She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
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Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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