You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
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No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
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I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Please don't give away my fajitas
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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