I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
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I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
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The power of my boobs compel you
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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