I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
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I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
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Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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