nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
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I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I fill condoms, not promises.
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I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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