Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
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Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
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we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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