i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
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i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
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I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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