he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
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