Me. At least after what I've been through.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
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just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
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I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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