I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof