Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
He kissed a someone with a penis
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
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The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
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I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
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