new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
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Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
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