i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
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She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
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Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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