i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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