So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
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There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
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I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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