my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
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I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
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For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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