Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
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Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
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She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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