I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
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Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
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He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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