Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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