Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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