I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
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she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
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Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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