I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
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The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
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cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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