Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
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the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
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That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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