is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
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i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
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Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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