I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
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They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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