belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
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for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
We talked him into tasing himself.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
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I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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