the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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