you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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