No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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