I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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