Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

(951): View more from California

my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.

Fav 21 4705 1440
share tweet
(814): View more from Pennsylvania

Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever

Fav 11 5985 1089
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(314): View more from Missouri

She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.

Fav 13 3089 1164
share tweet
(609): View more from New Jersey

all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs

(609): View more from New Jersey

hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks

Fav 3 2279 795
share tweet
23 Strangest Things That Gave Dudes A Boner
Read it at the TFLN blog
(501): View more from Arkansas

There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.

Fav 5 2464 909
share tweet
(455): View more from

As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."

Fav 10 847 2435
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(219): View more from Indiana

You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you

Fav 8 1508 775
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(323): View more from California

She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.

Fav 2 1430 568
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(857): View more from Massachusetts

He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.

Fav 0 483 682
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT