Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
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Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
And the cops told us we were all naked.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
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I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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