oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
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I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
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Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week