is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
only you would photoshop your dick
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
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She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
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I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!