I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
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theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
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She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
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