Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
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Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
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I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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