Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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