at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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