i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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