tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
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yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
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they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again