i was born a porn star she said
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
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You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
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If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY