I just counted my steps so I know when you start looking for you on my way back from the bathroom
You know how us drunks love counting steps
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
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Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
That accounts for only three of the penises
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
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He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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