we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
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I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
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Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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