Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
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decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
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I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I came so hard my ears popped.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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