I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
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Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
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I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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