This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
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Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
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Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
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