I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
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his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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