Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
If that was your dad, he is hot
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
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I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
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Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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